Wednesday, March 1, 2017

3d DCA Watch -- Cold Stone Zarco Creamery!

Hi kids, there's plenty we could talk about today but let's walk right into bunkerland:

The Zark(!) temporarily on the losing end of a Lagoa Landing regarding a Letter.

Hah Hah settlement proposals!

With a dissent!

See what I mean???

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Carlton Fields, In The News!

"There is no such thing as bad publicity," said Phineas T. Barnum, the 19th century American showman and circus owner.

I am not sure Gary L. Sasso would agree.

Under the DBR's glaring headline "Carlton Fields Reports Decline in Revenue and Income," this:
Carlton Fields Jorden Burt saw its gross revenue and lawyer head count fall significantly in 2016, and its net income dropped by nearly 20 percent. Its profit per equity partner also declined by 16 percent compared to 2015, totaling $700,000. The firm's 2016 net income of $52.5 million was a drop of $13 million... the $130,000 drop in profits per equity partner to $700,000 in 2016 was a sharp 16 percent decline. Total employment compensation dropped as well: The partner compensation spread was about 8 to 1. The dip meant gross revenue contracted to $197 million in 2016, a fall of $26 million, or 11.7 percent from 2015. In all, the firm shrank its lawyer headcount to 320 from 353 a year earlier.
In response, Sasso said:
There is scarcely anything that drags a person down like debt.

True economy consists in always making the income exceed the out-go. Wear the old clothes a little longer if necessary; dispense with the new pair of gloves; mend the old dress: live on plainer food if need be; so that, under all circumstances, unless some unforeseen accident occurs, there will be a margin in favor of the income.

Every man should make his son or daughter learn some useful trade or profession, so that in these days of changing fortunes of being rich today and poor tomorrow they may have something tangible to fall back upon. This provision might save many persons from misery, who by some unexpected turn of fortune have lost all their means.

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.
Ah crap. I didn't realize I was on Phineas T. Barnum's wiki quote page until that last one.  Step right up!  Let's try again.

Gary T. Sasso said:
It was a transition year...We were heavily involved in helping the financial sector get through the [financial] crisis, and we were able to wrap up a number of class actions and other litigation...He said economic uncertainty in 2016 related to the U.S. election also meant some clients chose to hold off, at least temporarily, on acquisitions that had been in the works...The firm is renegotiating its office leases to recapture some expenses...We cut expenses quite a bit last year. It will put us in a good standing in the future...Some of that was headcount adjustment. Some of it was real estate...
Who said you can't put lipstick on a pig?! 

N.B.: Did you know that Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus is closing after 100 years in operation!  It's hard to believe anything that's been in existence for 100 years can fail, but I guess nothing lasts forever.


Somebody to Love, Somebody to Hate

When Grace Slick was approached about the use of one of her songs for a Chick-fil-A commercial, she initially balked. But then she had a great idea.
Chick-fil-A pisses me off. The Georgia-based company has a well-documented history of funding organizations, through their philanthropic foundation WinShape, that are against gay marriage. In interviews, CEO Dan T. Cathy has critiqued gay-rights supporters who “have the audacity to define marriage” and said they are bringing “God’s judgment” upon the nation.
I firmly believe that men should be able to marry men, and women women. I am passionately against anyone who would try to suppress this basic human right. So my first thought when "Check"-fil-A came to me was, “F**k no!”
But then I decided, “F**k yes.”
So that was my voice you heard on the Chick-fil-A commercial during the Grammy Awards telecast. I am donating every dime that I make from that ad to Lambda Legal, the largest national legal organization working to advance the civil rights of LGBTQ people, and everyone living with HIV. Admittedly it’s not the millions that WinShape has given to organizations that define marriage as heterosexual. But instead of them replacing my song with someone else's and losing this opportunity to strike back at anti-LGBTQ forces, I decided to spend the cash in direct opposition to "Check"-fil-A’s causes – and to make a public example of them, too. We’re going to take some of their money, and pay it back.
Now all that Chick Anti-Gay money is going towards equality! Great, right??? Not according to this asswipe Franklin Graham. 
“Jefferson Airplane band’s now 77 year-old lead singer Grace Slick has announced that the money she receives from the use of her song in a Chick-fil-A ad (bought by an ad agency) will go to fund LGBTQ causes. What I want Grace and others to know is that Almighty God created and defined marriage in His Word. Any sexual relationship outside of marriage between a man and a woman is sin, and all sin carries a death sentence. 
What a fucktard. All sin carries a death sentence? So no sin and you live forever? When the truth is found to be lies, indeed.

Hey Graham, I've got a sandpaper dildo in my dungeon with your name on it. Hurts so good.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Hah Hah People Wore Fancy Clothes and Made Mild Jokes About Movies You've Never Seen!

Meanwhile I wanna commend Chris Mancini for taking it to the man on behalf of Muhammed Ali's kid at FLL.

Then this nice person told other nice people in Key West that we now live in "Trump Country" so that's probably true now, right, or do we still have time?


Friday, February 24, 2017

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small?

I've been trying to give Cheeto Hitler the benefit of the doubt. When he recently decided to uphold an Obama order on LGBT rights, I applauded. But not only does this man not have a 'cohesive' philosophy, I doubt he knows what the word cohesive means

This week President Pussy-grabber is going back on 2 campaign promises dear to my heart. He's going after legal weed and he's messing with trans kids. I've got news for you - you senile butt-plug, you're already at 36% approval, and I know for a fact a big chunk of those people voted for you thinking you were pro marijuana legalization. Lose them and you're heading for uncharted territory in the single digits.

I understand that the genitalia obsessed GOP doesn't want girls in the boy's room, or boys in the girl's room, but if they would think this through, they'd see that this is exactly what the solution to this nonexistent problem does. I have the pleasure of knowing a trans teen, currently a senior in high school. He is a boy, in every sense of the word. Meaning - he is out for your daughters. If you don't want boys in the girl's rooms you don't want him in the girl's rooms. Yet that is what these anti-trans bathroom laws demand. 

There was one bright spot this week. In an age where the president can grab your/your wife's pussy, racism is a badge of honor, sexism is rampant, and Islamophobia, homophobia, transphobia, and xenophobia are all in vogue, America still has some standards left. Pedophilia is still a career killer!

Poor Milo, but gay Nazis are the worst kind of gays and the worst kind of Nazis.

One thing is clear; the GOP is now officially the party of the perverts.

Happy Weekend all, Perv Bigly!

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

3d DCA Watch -- Has Judge Luck Entered the Bunker Yet?

Dear Judge,

They do calisthenics in the mechanical room.

Sinks are bolted to discourage petty theft and/or earthquake damage.

The front yard is a long dark highway.

You may notice a motif of "grey concrete."

They issue mshuga orders from time to time.

Oh yeah -- have fun!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Take Back Joe Piscopo!

How sick are you to wake up every morning and read a bunch of crazy crap from our Idiot-in-Chief?

That Trumpies are cleaving is very disturbing -- it means that all the stupid FB posts and memes by "the Libs" are not having any effect except the opposite of what is intended:
Those who journeyed to Trump’s Saturday evening event on Florida’s Space Coast said that since the election, they have unfriended some of their liberal relatives or friends on Facebook. They don’t understand why major media outlets don’t see the same successful administration they have been cheering on. And they’re increasingly frustrated that Democrats — and some Republicans — are too slow to approve some of the president’s nominees and too quick to protest his every utterance.
This combined with a crude but highly effective propaganda campaign to delegitimize news, the so called courts, plus facts leaves many Trumpies angry, motivated, socially cohesive, vengeance-minded and adrift in a sea of pre-rational emotion and paeans to "America First."

So every "fact" exposed validates and reinforces its opposite -- good times, peeps!

In better news, do like this guy.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Ode to a Troll

Earthquake on Planet Tump!

After all the years of calling Obama a dictator, Republicans are now supporting a man who is actually thinking about send out troops to round people up.

Forced relocations are always the bloodiest and most shameful chapters in human history.
President Donald Trump’s administration is considering mobilizing as many as 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants, according to The Associated Press. The Trump administration strongly denied the report Friday morning.
A draft memo obtained by The Associated Press outlines a Trump administration proposal under consideration to mobilize as many as 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants. Millions of those who would be affected in 11 states live nowhere near the Mexico border.
The 11-page document calls for the unprecedented militarization of immigration enforcement as far north as Portland, Oregon, and as far east as New Orleans, Louisiana. If the proposal is implemented, governors in the affected states would have final approval on whether troops under their control participate.

If the fate of the 'free world' were not at stake, I might actually have some sympathy for the shit-gibbon.  

Read more here:

For intended effect, play both videos same time with the volume on the music video slightly lower. 

Update: Like most things the Trump people say, their walk back of this was also an alternative fact.

But let's be honest. Trump ran on a promise to deport millions. Do you think they are all going quietly or will force be involved???